Interview with a Director

Recently our dear friend and reporter Lotta <last name redacted>, from Beg for the Peg in-world magazine, sat down with Paul to find out a little more about the man behind the vision for XzillaRation Nation.

BFTP Reporter:  So, Mr. Von Jelq, I may call you, Mr. Von Jelq?

PVJ: You may call me whatever you like, as long as you don't call me late for supper!

BFTP Reporter:  Sir, I have to ask with a name like Von JELQ...is that an alias? *coughs*  I mean...in this industry we all know what jelqing is and I find it hard to believe that is your birth name!

PVJ: SL is all about reinvention, and redefining oneself.  That's all I have to say on the matter of my ali, er, name..

BFTP Reporter:  Another must ask question is, of course, how did you get into the porn business?

PVJ: Through the backdoor!  Literally.  Gemini Michalak, who you might say is my partner in crime, and I were talking one day about butt sex.  The subject of lube came up.  She conjured an image of a woman carrying holsters of lube.  And what would this woman be called? I wondered.  "The LubeSlinger!" Gem answered coolly.  So we had an idea right there.  Aside from that, I have been beating off to porn for years.  I thought, "Why not get off the sidelines and onto the field?"  The rest is history.

BFTP Reporter:  Can you tell us some of the qualities you look in a prospective porn star when casting a new film?

PVJ:  You gotta love to fuck.  Guys can't be afraid to fuck in front of other guys.  They have to stay hard, and cum on command.  Go easy on the ink.  Get along well with your costars, don't be pushy, hear the director out.  You may fuck with the best of them, but that doesn't mean you have all the answers.  Get to know as many people as you can, and be flexible, schedule-wise, when it comes to shoots.  Having a lot of spit is also a plus. 

BFTP Reporter:  Mesh titties are all the rage on the grid now days.  How do those work for you?  Uh, I mean...in your filming, of course.

PVJ: I adore bewbs.  Big, small, I just do.  Realistically, though, I would say that the rough mesh bewbjobs I have seen outnumber the really well done ones.  Obviously it's like anything else in SL: it takes time, lindens, attention and energy to achieve a look that transcends.

BFTP Reporter:  We've heard rumors that some very well known porn stars are very interested in working with you.  Are you in conversations with them about your upcoming films?  Do you have roles in mind for Cuntswayla McGillicunty or Chubby Dickster?

PVJ: What studio wouldn't want to work with these two seasoned pros?  However, Chubby is in yet another of his so-called retirement periods (you heard it here first), and Cuntswayla, well, let's just say that it will be at least nine months before she's back in front of a camera.  Unless we're filming some fetish shit!

BFTP Reporter:  Before we leave, we know about the upcoming soon to be released Cock, Cock!  Who's There?  What's next on the horizon for Xzillaration Films?

PVJ: We have a story under option about a young woman who works at a pizza parlor but fucks everything in sight.  There's talk of a science fiction setting.  And I would like to do two films, one all girl, the other all guy, and see which one has a higher viewership in the end. 

Stay tuned for more news, upcoming events, and casting calls from XzillaRation Nation!

You're so Blingin', Paulywood is Ringin'!

Apple released a new OS.  What better time to roll out an exclusive?  Here it is, Cumsluts and cuntchasers, what you've been drooling for: official XzillaRation Pictures Ltd. iPhone wallpaper!

All the hippest porn stars inworld will be sporting this on their mobiles. You gotta have your phone with you to take the calls begging you to star in a 49-guy gangbang, to accept the offers of more pussy than you can shake a dick at, to negotiate those deals for an exclusive go at some fresh new talent.  Why not do it in style, and show the world what studio you bang for!  XzillaRation, baby!  Loud and proud!

Download it here,* upload it there, and shoot a load or two over the coolness!

*Download the 742 x 1392 image using the download link at the upper left.

Taking a Spin

You've heard the expression, "It's not what you know, it's who you know."  Fortunately for me as a person and as an independent motion picture director, I know Derry.  She's smart, sexy, witty, and an accomplished SL pilot who happens to own a helicopter!

Derry Auer with a firm grip on the stick

Cock Cock, Who's There is our upcoming whorror film, concerning an outbreak of rampant penis enlargement, leaving the men huge-cocked zombie-like drones (in other words, your run of the mill SL male) and the women either running for their lives, or running towards the fuck of their lives.  I thought it would be good to get a helicopter in the production.  Having had a ride in Derry's once before, I contacted her and asked if she would mind taking some footage of herself, nude in her machine.  "I'll see what I can do," she promised.  Gem and I weren't prepared, though, for the invitation we received on Friday night.

"Ready for some helisex?"

The flight crew and cast consisted of yours truly, Gemini, Derry in the COCKpit, and Derry's Mistress, Lexi (who is a talented clothing designer.  Check out her wares at Slutwear By Lexi, SlutWear by Lexi, Florianopolis  (195, 206, 21)).

We flew around for a while, Gem and I taking pics the entire time.  Here's a sampling.

Derry boogies in the COCKpit.

Gem makes a stand

Lexi lets it all hang out

Plenty of room for fun

When Derry put the bird down, I almost immediately received an IM from a guy I'd never met before, named Leo.  "You're a lucky boy!" he said.  How could I argue?  Well, stick around long enough, and you'll get lucky too!

Leo on the landing deck

Leo accepts an invitation to be in the movies

Leo and Lexi get acquainted while Paul and Gem renew old ties

Look for the footage of Derry's helicopter, and the entire flight crew, in Cock Cock, Who's There?

Porn Star Profile: EsperanzaMartines

What is it about nude beaches that is so conducive to finding talent?  The ingredients are perfect, you have to admit: sun, the ocean breeze, the warm sand, and all those nude bodies.  I was hanging out seaside at Orgy Island the other day when I spotted a mohawked, heavily-inked woman chilling on a lounger.  

Her name: EsperanzaMartines.

photo courtesy of EsperanzaMartines

I struck up a conversation with her while perusing (a polite word for "perving") her profile.  She politely asked me to stand up so she could finish taking a picture (I suspect the one shown above).  She had me confused with some other guy who had helped himself to a seat on her lounger, and once the confusion was cleared up, we had a conversation about her fondness for photography, and our mutual interest in porn.

Getting her to be a part of XzillaRation Nation became a priority, because I not only seek people who love to enjoy them selves sexually, I want additional photographers.  Once Esperanza saw The LubeSlinger via a link I provided, she was eager to participate. 

Here are additional photos she's taken and posted to her profile feed (all photos courtesy of EsperanzaMartines):

   

When asked what it is that excites her about becoming involved in SL porn, Esperanza cites her exhibitionist nature, plus her love of all things artistic.  "I wanna start the porn career in Sl coz I wanna use my body for a kind of art like porn cinema," explains this Euro hottie.  "I like the porn business coz i'm excited by the showing of my body."

We're excited you'll be showing it off with us, Esperanza, and that your skills behind the camera will help us show off others as well.  Welcome to the business!

A Little R & R

Okay, so maybe it was a lot of R & R.  Riley and Rinnegan, that is, two of XzillaRation's newest stars.  Gem and I got together with them at Sexspresso on the evening of Friday the 13th.  Defying superstition, all the luck was good.

I met Rinnegan at Sexy Nude Beach earlier in the week.  He voiced, in local chat, a fondness for "big booty bishes," saying that if I found one for him, he'd return the favor by guiding a "big titty bish" my way.  How could we not become friends? 

Since he became a member of XzillaRation Nation, the SL group, he's turned into something of a talent scout, bringing additional members in.  Ergo, Riley!

Has there ever been a more eager starlet?  When she rezzed to meet us at Sexspresso, practically the first words out of her mouth were, "When does the filming begin?"  What were Gem and I to do, but offer them a screen test? 

These two took direction well, adjusting their positions as required.  They showed a special affinity for rear entry, aka doggy style.

I'd say they passed the screen test with flying colors!  Welcome to The Business, Riley and Rinnegan.  And for the rest of you, it won't be long before you see these two on a motion picture screen in your browser.

Casting Call: Cock Cock, Who's There?

Never content to rest on our laurels, we at XzillaRation Pictures are revving the production machine up for another film.  This time we turn our gaze to the whorror (sic) genre with a diacockical twist.  Cock Cock, Who's There combines such eternal themes as hubris, the Promethean bargain, revenge, and lust.  There is also going to be a hell of a lot of fucking going on, too.

Have you ever wanted to be in a porn film?  Are you a photographer, and want to see your work get in front of a larger audience?  Do you just feel like trying something new in your SL?  Get in touch with me.  Production begins soon!