Interview with a Director

Recently our dear friend and reporter Lotta <last name redacted>, from Beg for the Peg in-world magazine, sat down with Paul to find out a little more about the man behind the vision for XzillaRation Nation.

BFTP Reporter:  So, Mr. Von Jelq, I may call you, Mr. Von Jelq?

PVJ: You may call me whatever you like, as long as you don't call me late for supper!

BFTP Reporter:  Sir, I have to ask with a name like Von JELQ...is that an alias? *coughs*  I mean...in this industry we all know what jelqing is and I find it hard to believe that is your birth name!

PVJ: SL is all about reinvention, and redefining oneself.  That's all I have to say on the matter of my ali, er, name..

BFTP Reporter:  Another must ask question is, of course, how did you get into the porn business?

PVJ: Through the backdoor!  Literally.  Gemini Michalak, who you might say is my partner in crime, and I were talking one day about butt sex.  The subject of lube came up.  She conjured an image of a woman carrying holsters of lube.  And what would this woman be called? I wondered.  "The LubeSlinger!" Gem answered coolly.  So we had an idea right there.  Aside from that, I have been beating off to porn for years.  I thought, "Why not get off the sidelines and onto the field?"  The rest is history.

BFTP Reporter:  Can you tell us some of the qualities you look in a prospective porn star when casting a new film?

PVJ:  You gotta love to fuck.  Guys can't be afraid to fuck in front of other guys.  They have to stay hard, and cum on command.  Go easy on the ink.  Get along well with your costars, don't be pushy, hear the director out.  You may fuck with the best of them, but that doesn't mean you have all the answers.  Get to know as many people as you can, and be flexible, schedule-wise, when it comes to shoots.  Having a lot of spit is also a plus. 

BFTP Reporter:  Mesh titties are all the rage on the grid now days.  How do those work for you?  Uh, I mean...in your filming, of course.

PVJ: I adore bewbs.  Big, small, I just do.  Realistically, though, I would say that the rough mesh bewbjobs I have seen outnumber the really well done ones.  Obviously it's like anything else in SL: it takes time, lindens, attention and energy to achieve a look that transcends.

BFTP Reporter:  We've heard rumors that some very well known porn stars are very interested in working with you.  Are you in conversations with them about your upcoming films?  Do you have roles in mind for Cuntswayla McGillicunty or Chubby Dickster?

PVJ: What studio wouldn't want to work with these two seasoned pros?  However, Chubby is in yet another of his so-called retirement periods (you heard it here first), and Cuntswayla, well, let's just say that it will be at least nine months before she's back in front of a camera.  Unless we're filming some fetish shit!

BFTP Reporter:  Before we leave, we know about the upcoming soon to be released Cock, Cock!  Who's There?  What's next on the horizon for Xzillaration Films?

PVJ: We have a story under option about a young woman who works at a pizza parlor but fucks everything in sight.  There's talk of a science fiction setting.  And I would like to do two films, one all girl, the other all guy, and see which one has a higher viewership in the end. 

Stay tuned for more news, upcoming events, and casting calls from XzillaRation Nation!