The Usual Slutspects Aim to Put a Cap in Cancer's Ass

If you haven't already, meet Immi and Mikie, aka The Usual Slutspects (all pics courtesy of Immi).

"Put your hands where we can see 'em!"  Immi (l) and Mike (r)

They aren't just good detectives (more on that at later date).  And they're more than just bombshells with bullets. These pistol-packing porn stars stay pretty busy running Xin Caodi and Shanghai'd, which they've done for a year now.

"Badges?  We don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

To celebrate the one year anniversary of these inworld destinations, they're going to throw a party AND run a charity date auction, proceeds going to the American Cancer Society's Relay For Life (RFL).

That's right: sell a date with yourself, or buy a date with someone!

Here's some info right from Immi:

It’s coming up on Xin Caodi City’s and Shanghai’d’s first year anniversary on Saturday, March 1st, when we’ll be having a formal shindig to celebrate from 4pm to 8 pm SLT (or later, for the night owls).  We’re helping to get the party started by organizing a charity date auction! All proceeds from the date auction will go to Relay For Life to help fight cancer.

The anniversary gala will be a formal event - it’s a great time to get dressed up in our finest frippery to enjoy a night of music, dancing, and socializing. We’ll also be unveiling a big surprise that night, so you don’t want to miss it!

The date auction will be a silent auction. This means that no one will know who bid what for whom in hopes of promoting this as a fun charity event rather than some kind of competition. We have divided the Xin Caodi admin team up to keep bid information compartmentalized. Each person being auctioned will have their own bid board with a picture and a notecard detailing specifics, like any limitations for the date, which will be set up to be given to anyone who clicks the auctionee’s board. Anyone interested in participating by being auctioned off should send a completed info notecard* to Imrhien Fargis or Mikie Rhiadra by Friday, February 14th at midnight so we can get the boards set up.

Bidding will last for a week, starting Saturday February 15th and will close at 6 pm SLT on Friday, February 21st, and the winning bidders will be announced at Shanghai’d that night. Bidding will simply involve dropping a notecard* with the name of the person you’re bidding on and the amount you’re bidding for them into their bid box.  If you wish to participate and have no preference for whom you’re bidding on, you may submit a notecard for “no preference” and we will put it toward anyone who has low or no bids.

We are setting a required minimum bid of L$500.

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact any member of our admin team – Tray Porthos, Mikie Rhiadra, Imrhien Fargis, Mac Gaelyth, or Yazmin Soong.

We look forward to working with you in this fun event!

* Contact Immi or Mikie for notecards.

Um, Immi?  Maybe you're taking this search for concealed weapons a little far?

Gem is pretty excited about putting her (now pregnant) tush up on the auction block.  Anyone who gets her, please, ply her with nothing stronger than apple juice or ginger ale.  I'll be offering myself up for sale as well (though I have a previous engagement on March 1 that prevents me from attending the event.  I'm already dying to know the surprise they'll be unveiling!).

I hope XzillaRation Nation turns out in force for this event.  Imagine how many people would like to buy a date with a porn star!  And it all goes to an incredibly good cause.  Fun is what we're all about, and Immi and Mike and the rest of the crew at Xin Caodi and Shanghai'd are setting the table (more like making the bed) for what ought to be one hell of a fun time.

Go for it!  Contact Immi (imrhein.fargis) or Mikie (mikie.rhiadra) for more info.