"We are stoked beyond belief to get in bed with Vixen," said Ballz Deep CEO Rowdy Cox. "This chick is a baller! She's got a killer rack, a rocking body, she does porn. Me and the guys at corporate must jerk off watching her about seven times a day! Vixen Sinatra exemplifies everything we stand for at Ballz Deep!"
Vixen Sinatra is a contract actress with XzillaRation Pictures Limited. Her latest films include Handjob Honeys 89, Barely Legal Bewbs, and Layin' Pipe. Studio exec Paul Von Jelq remarked, "This is great news for everyone at XzillaRation. Ballz Deep couldn't have picked a better spokesmodel than Vixen. I've known her for a very long time, and I think she'll fit right in with the gamers and grinders over there. I couldn't be happier for her, personally."
When asked for a comment, Vixen delivered her trademark stuck-out-tongue and replied, "I am so totally pumped! Go Ballz Deep or go home! Fuck yeah!"
In conjunction with their announcement, Ballz Deep unveiled the first two board decks featuring Vixen Sinatra. The "Chairwoman of the Board" series is a limited run of 100 decks each, and will be available on Valentine's Day.
Using pornographic models as spokespeople isn't new, but it is believed that with the signing of Vixen Sinatra to Ballz Deep, XzillaRation is also debuting in the endorsement arena.
Terms of the contract were not disclosed but are rumored to included annual vacations at the Ballz Deep villa on the French Riviera, and an unlimited annual supply of Strawberry Pop Tarts.
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